coolcatgroup:

teathattast:

big pats

Why they do this

sahania:

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

kayakookie:

If my future s/o doesn’t stare at me like I’m their whole world while I stand like a crackhead in the candle section of target smelling every single candle before buying one then whats the point

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

sneksocsgalore:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

chameleonwho:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

musemeter:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

baltimore-baby2002:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

depressed–and–underdressed:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

cxsolis:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

*me, owning a strange boutique housegoods/book store selling a variety of mystic, occult objects but no one realizes I live there, this is literally my living room*

How much for this stick I can shake at God?

10 bucks

can i get these three backscratchers with a bundle discount

15% discount for 3 or more

How bout this book? I think it’s look cool with a cosplay I’m planning

40 bucks but never attempt to read or open it

How much is the doll?

Oh that? Just take it. Take it far far away and do not allow it to return

How about this?

$29.99. Just be careful not to leave the candles burning at night, the gremlin comes alive and likes to wander around and go through your stuff

Why is there a guinea pig in your shop?

excuse me Ramsey is our best employee